Saturday, July 22, 2006

zomg! There's a war in Israel!

That must mean Jesus is coming back Real Soon Now.

Just like he did in 1948, 1956, 1967, 1970, 1973, 1982...

In other words, you should probably go 'head and keep saving for little Suzie's college fund.

(H/T to SayUncle.)


Joseph said...


I'm religious, but these people think that every time there's a war around there, they're going to get snapped up into heaven. I just don't get it.

Lizard said...

Yeah. I mean, let's face it, when it comes to proof of imminent end-of-the-world, "There shalt be war in the Middle East" is, as prophacy, right up there with "There shall be divorces in Hollywood" and "There shall be long lines at the check out counter when thou art realy, really, in a hurry".

phlegmfatale said...

I'm guessing my email inspired this post?