When I was little, politics was understandable:
1) Republicans wanted to outlaw fun, but would leave your money alone.
2) Democrats would make fun legal, but would take all your money so you couldn't afford to have any.
3) Republicans got caught in other people's bank accounts.
4) Democrats got caught in other people's pants.
Now politicians can't even get their scandals right: Louisiana has a Democrat Congressman who got busted for a financial scandal, and now they have a GOP Senator caught up in an illicit nookie scandal.
What's this world coming to?