Tuesday, April 08, 2008

Bugout gear.

SayUncle points out that the wider world is gradually becoming aware of the threat of zombie apocalypse.

They're still, however, clueless about face-eating monkeys and killer space robots.

And pirates are way cooler than ninjas.

8 comments:

HTRN said...

He's crazy.

Flamethrowers for the undead? Then you have ZOMBIES ON FIRE to deal with.

Sheesh. Some people.

Cybrludite said...

Of course Pirates are better than Ninjas. You ever see a Ninja with wenches? Also, no "International Talk Like A Ninja Day". (Which, I suppose, would require stilted Engrish spoken out of sync...)

Jeff the Baptist said...

Yeah his analysis is sorely lacking. You don't light zombies on fire unless you have a fireproof way to contain them while they burn. You don't resort to melee weapons until you've exhausted ranged weapons. If you're in melee range of a zombie, he's in melee range of you.

Breda said...

Does no one but me worry about octopi?

Anonymous said...

Quote: "Of course Pirates are better than Ninjas. You ever see a Ninja with wenches? Also, no "International Talk Like A Ninja Day". (Which, I suppose, would require stilted Engrish spoken out of sync...)"

Oh, you people are soooo wrong! Of course you never see ninjas with the wenches. But they're there. It's just that you're not invited to the party, because you're not cool enough.

And on "Talk Like A Ninja Day" you can only say: "AARRR -- ERK!" followed by the sound of a pirate's head, rolling down the galley.

L.C.D.

Less said...

ARRRR!!

Me take your booty but leave ye chest be...

;)

Cobar said...

Breda said...
"Does no one but me worry about octopi?"

No. jellyfish though.....

HokiePundit said...

Whoa now. Pirates may pillage, but ninjas flip out and stuff, which is way cooler!