A man walks into a bar with a duck on his head...
The bartender says "What can I get you?"
And the duck says "Nothing, just get this lawyer off my ass."
Thank you, thank you. I'll be here all week. Try the veal.
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3 comments:
That Aflac duck's been a rude S.O.B. ever since the class-action lawsuit over insurance premiums.
That's good!
MC
A giraffe walks into a bar and says "A round of Rye and Ginger for the house. Drink up folks! The highballs are on me!"
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