Sunday, April 13, 2008

Sunday Funnies.

A man walks into a bar with a duck on his head...

The bartender says "What can I get you?"

And the duck says "Nothing, just get this lawyer off my ass."

Thank you, thank you. I'll be here all week. Try the veal.


Anonymous said...

That Aflac duck's been a rude S.O.B. ever since the class-action lawsuit over insurance premiums.

Anonymous said...

That's good!


Carl H said...

A giraffe walks into a bar and says "A round of Rye and Ginger for the house. Drink up folks! The highballs are on me!"