Monday, April 07, 2008

I'll take "Fatuous Questions" for $500, Alex...

Today's CNN Poll Question: Will today's jury verdict end speculation about how Princess Diana died?

Sure it will. Just like the Warren Commission made folks stop talking out their rear ends about the Kennedy assassination.


T.Stahl said...

Speeding...gets you!

When four teenies end up wrapped around a tree in a car noone would suspect it to be the result of a conspiracy either. Why do people suspect it when they are celebrities?

Johnny said...

People say to me, 'Johnny quit talkin about Kennedy, man. Let it go. It was a long time ago, would you just forget it?' I'm like, 'Alright. Then don't bring up Jesus to me.'