This article raises more questions than answers. The short summary is that someone with the finely honed fiscal judgment of that lady with the bucket of quarters at the slot machine on the end has had a fifty brazillion dollar entertainment system installed in his VW Passat. He then had an RFID chip stuck in him, as though he were an AKC stud Cocker Spaniel, that will allow him to unlock and start the car just by standing next to it and beaming pure pride of ownership.
So, on to the questions:
1) A fifty brazillion dollar stereo install. In a Passat.
2) Dude, you microchipped yourself like a Persian Longhair to match a Volkswagen?
3) You stuck an RFID chip in yourself? Srsly? Could you not have put it in one of your Spock ears instead?
4) If you drop your car off at the mechanic's on the way to work, do you have to climb through the Early Bird key drop-off slot yourself?
(A very disturbed H/T to D.W. Drang.)