Looking at some really good gun belts, under a sign reading "AMISH LEATHER BELTS":
Me: "Who knew the Amish had such thick hides?"
RX: "Have you ever tried skinning one? Oh, they make such a fuss! It's a good thing they're pacifists, because they look like they'd probably bite you if they weren't, and then you'd have to stun 'em or something."