SayUncle saw a charming sign at the bank yesterday: "Please remove sunglasses, hoods and hats before entering. Thank you. BankEast."
They forgot ski masks and bandannas.
Anyhow, the obviously desktop-printed sign was taped next to a non-TCA § 39-17-1359-compliant sticker that requests goblins leave their gats and heaters in their vehicles along with their Ray-Bans and ball caps.
Why didn't they just staple a sprig of wolfsbane and a few cloves of garlic over the doorway while they were at it?