The people and property located on the greater expanse of the Gulf Coast are sitting at Ground Zero. They will be the first exposed to poisonous, cancer causing chemical gases. They will be the ones that initially experience the full fury of a methane bubble exploding from the ruptured seabed.So let me get this straight: After the supersonic tsunami has washed your corpse a hundred miles inland and lightning-ignited methane fireballs have charred the flesh from your bones and set the very atmosphere alight, then the chemicals will give you cancer?!?
Quick! Call the EPA!
Seriously, do these people have any idea at all how ridiculous they sound?
Listen to me you thimble-headed gherkin, you just predicted instant total catastrophic global Armageddon... and cancer! Do you get that? Can you grasp the absurdity of the words coming out of your head?
(H/T to New Jovian Thunderbolt.)