In my idea society, freeing a man from wrongful imprisonment by the state would be a high ritual: as soon as the pardon or appeal was read, trumpets would sound, cops would halt traffic so that the the governor and his retinue could march directly from the court house to the jail, ceremonial sledgehammers with carved ironwood handles would be used to break the hinges off the cage, the free man would be draped in a sumptuous cloak and have large over-boots fashioned out of bearclaws laced over his shoes, and then he would be led out of the cage, across the prostate backs of the original judge and any cop who testified in the case, as the trumpets continued to blow.
Wednesday, December 22, 2010
QotD: At the Speed of Bureaucracy Edition
So Governor Christie did the right thing and turned Aitken loose. Or, at least, he started to get the paperwork moving to get Aitken turned loose. TJIC ponders on the concept of bureaucratic delay and, as an alternative, offers an appropriate ceremony for use on such occasions: