Books. Bikes. Boomsticks.
Self-Checkout aisles are like wheelchair ramps for introverts.
Me: (reaching into spice cabinet for Tabasco) "Huh. There's 'Jamaican jerk' in here."RX: "There sure is."Me: "Hey, I don't be callin' you names, mon."
Why, the stuff was gettin' saucy, makin' spicy comments; I looked in the cabinet and said, "No more of your sass -- I'll give ya the old pepper." I thought it'd get vanilla after that, but when I looked, it was tarragon.
Mon (n.): Pronoun, fully cinnamon.Jim
Pokemon (n.): A slow Jamaican.
At least it wasn't rooster sauce. Also, you should all be very ashamed of yourselves. Punning public like that ...
Joanna,Wait'll you see the other "overheard" from this morning... XD
We have a shelf in our local grocery dedicated to canned Jamaican cock soup (chicken soup). They even have spice packs of "Cock Flavored Soup Mix".Never bought the stuff but I'm going to guess that it's spicy with big chunks of meat.
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