RX: "I love Saturdays! Let's go to the range today!"
Me: "It's not Saturday."
RX: "No, but it is April 1st!"
Me: "Are you looking for my April Fool's joke?"
RX: "No, did you do one?"
Me: "'Cause you'll find it in the box next to my non-existent Halloween costumes and the ridiculous little green plastic bowler you don't see me wearing on St. Patrick's Day."
Friday, April 01, 2011
Overheard in the Hallway:
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Man, are you a grump before coffee or what. Go drink Og's concoction and maybe your mood will improve. :-)
My April Fools' joke is that after today, I'm on vacation for a week and all my accounts will be someone else's problem. Moohoohahahaha.
Paul beat me to it.
A second cup, perhaps?
Sheesh, even Bob Dylan knows what day it is.
I thought you kept it by the Wookie Suit?
I must be confused, what is Og's Concoction? Maybe I need some every morning. My spouse, remaining children, dogs, cats and neighbors would appreciate it.
anyone know if Uncle's current status is a joke?
The conversation should have gone like this:
RX: "I love Saturdays! Let's go to the range today!"
Me: "It's not Saturday."
RX: "What does that have to do with going to the range?"
Any more it's knock this, trash that...dissing St. Paddy's Day for crying out loud? Next you'll be ragging on Santa Claus.
You know what? Eff this place; if I wanted to watch all the great institutions of America be derided and defiled, I'd join the Dim party...I'm outta here.
AT
"Next you'll be ragging on Santa Claus."
I hate to be the one to break this to you, but...
:D
AAAHHH! YOU BI...oh wait, never mind because I CAN'T HEAR IF I'M NOT HERE!
My personal belief is that April Fool's Day started on January 20, 2009 and has yet to end. :-P
I thought April Fools Day was on the 15th?
Gerry
Gerry;
Nah. That's just when we Fools and our money are soon parted.
M
Og's concoction was Cocao powder mixed with oatmeal hydrated with coffee. Add eggs and you have cake.
I hate April Fools....
As a dedicated prankster I don't have much patience for Amateur's Day.
BGM
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