Me: "But... but... Minnesotans? A riot of Minnesotans?"
RX: "You have to remember that Mankato is a hotbed of Leftism 'n' entitlement, and..."
Me: "Yeah, but... Minnesotans! Can you picture a mob of Garrison Keillors rampaging smugly down a street, sanctimoniously overturning cars?"
RX: "Absolutely. Flab a-wobblin' the whole way."