Saturday, April 16, 2011

Overheard in the Office:

RX: (From Down The Hall) "Huh. The *mumbleumble* pencil was invented by a gentleman from Indiana."

Me: "The 'demonic pencil'?"

RX: "The PNEUMATIC pencil."

Me: "'The graphite in this stylus came from the very bowels of Beelzebub himself!'"

8 comments:

BobG said...

"'The graphite in this stylus came from the very bowels of Beelzebub himself!'"

He must have an awfully small sphincter...

Miguel said...

and might need a wee bit more fiber in his diet.

BGMiller said...

So does that mean that The Trashmen were mistaken and the word was in fact turd?

Timmeehh said...

That's not graphite! ewww!!!

Jim said...

A pneumatic pencil? Do tell.

Jim

Roberta X said...

Jim: I may scan it up for Retrotechnologist; it replaces the Edison electric pen.

John said...

...approved as Official Democratic Party Writing Instrument.

staghounds said...

I wasn't planning to comment, but the captcha is

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