Tuesday, April 19, 2011

Overheard in Roomie's Bedroom:

The talking head on the TeeWee was stating that Indiana was having an "Earthquake Drill" today:
RX: "'Earthquake drill'? Didn't the villain in one of the James Bond movies threaten the world with an 'earthquake drill'?"

Me: "Yeah, but he was boring."

RX: "He couldn't help that he was stuck in a crack!"

Me: "Oh, sure! I suppose it wasn't his fault?"

The puns got even worse from there...

It's like that around here a lot.
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11 comments:

Rev. Paul said...

Tell us the rest - we're shaking with excitement.

North said...

I'm all a tremor.

Murphy's Law said...

Ya'll crack me up.

But seriously, that Bond movie had Tanya Roberts in it and the bad guy used an Uzi to kill off all his employees when he no longer needed them. Those two facts almost make up for the fact that Roger Moore was in it.

Matt said...

you guys are so punny

JohnW said...

Yes, do go on - I'm all a tremblor.

Anonymous said...

Rock my world, sweet thang...

AT

Dwight Brown said...

I'm not sure these puns scale well.

"...that Bond movie had Tanya Roberts in it and the bad guy used an Uzi to kill off all his employees when he no longer needed them"

A View to a Kill? The bad guy was Christopher Walken. I knew the Bond movies were in trouble when the bad guy was more interesting than Bond: I haven't watched one since.

Guffaw in AZ said...

The Bond villains make the movies! That and no Roger Moore.
Gert Frobe was perfect as Auric Goldfinger. And Tanya Roberts is a redhead - duh!
They should hire Tam as 009, Bobbi as Q, and Brigid as M !
I'd pay to see that! Twice! or more.

Anonymous said...

Tanya was a blonde in the worst movie off all time.

Gerry

Anonymous said...

Shaken, but not shtirred...

AT

DirtCrashr said...

Was it a Hammer-drill? Had one of those yesterday, it was just a big THUMP like somebody downstairs slammed every door at once - thought it was the Neighbors, turns out it was a 3.7 over in Pacifica.