Among previous rulings from the same judge:
- Motorcycles being jumped over a row of flaming buses can only be operated by remote control.
- All tightrope walkers must be clipped to the tightrope by a safety harness.
- Lion tamers can not get in the cage with the lions, but must get in a separate cage at least six feet away.
- Audience members at fireworks shows must be provided with Nomex hoodies.
It's things like this that make me want to go run with scissors, just out of spite.