Sunday, May 13, 2012

Overheard in the Office:

Bobbi is leafing through a Garrett-Wade catalog...
RX: "'Professional Italian grafting tools'. I'll just bet."

Me: "What are they? New York City politicians?"

5 comments:

Ian Argent said...

Historically, those would be professional Irish Grafting Tools in NYC. For professional Italian Grafting Tools, see New Jersey.

Drang said...

Up until I was in High School, either Italian or Irish grafting tools were appropriate in Detroit.

mariner said...

Italian, or Sicilian?

Crotalus (Don't Tread on Me) said...

Italian grafting tools are no doubt tool intended for grafting plant scions to rootstocks for the cloning of a desirable fruit variety. Now, Sicilian (and D.C.) grafting tools...well, just think of the theme "The Godfather".

Jerry said...

I just bought me a new machete, got it at the local Uber Mart, in the camping section. 7 bucks. Just a thought.