View From The Porch: So very very very very very very...

Friday, January 25, 2008

So very very very very very very...

...very very very very very very wrong.

(Hat Tip, I guess, to Doug.)

36 comments:

Anonymous said...: Why pay 600.00 when you can get it for free.; 11:33 AM, January 25, 2008
Anonymous said...: I wonder if it was a self portrait of the maker,its just asking for Pink P****y jokes!
So so very wrong!!!!!!!!!!; 11:49 AM, January 25, 2008
Anonymous said...: heh - "scuffmarks and stains"; 11:59 AM, January 25, 2008
Anonymous said...: It could find a happy home in the office of a birth-trauma regression therapist.; 12:49 PM, January 25, 2008
Anonymous said...: Marin County. Perfect.; 12:51 PM, January 25, 2008
NotClauswitz said...: Even worse Mendocino - I mean her Mendocino bean-o, she rules the toads of the short forest fer-shur...
The product of "art school and why such needs not exist.; 1:13 PM, January 25, 2008
Mattexian said...: "The Pics are...several years old...otherwise in excellent shape... also functional and durable." BWAHAHA!; 1:24 PM, January 25, 2008
Anonymous said...: What a coincidence! That would look great in my living room next to my giant phallus fold-out sofa bed.; 1:27 PM, January 25, 2008
Unknown said...: Awesome. I want that.

It'll look great next to the cock-shaped coffee table in the shag-carpeted lovenasium upstairs.; 1:53 PM, January 25, 2008
Anonymous said...: Heh..."Scuff marks and stains around the bottom." And how perfect is it that her name is Willow?; 1:56 PM, January 25, 2008
Arthur said...: So not only can you lose the remote in the cushions, now you might have to fight to get it back?

Of course if the fight turns nasty and you wind up sleeping on the couch.........; 2:05 PM, January 25, 2008
Anonymous said...: It would go great with my penis couch!

-SayUncle; 2:30 PM, January 25, 2008
Anonymous said...: I owe Marko $5 for my new favorite word: "lovenasium".; 2:46 PM, January 25, 2008
BobG said...: I hope it wasn't to scale from the original...; 3:21 PM, January 25, 2008
Hobie said...: Stains? Yeah, my first thought too... *sigh* and only $600.; 5:00 PM, January 25, 2008
Anonymous said...: My daughter wants me to buy it for her.; 6:48 PM, January 25, 2008
phlegmfatale said...: Coming soon to a curbside somewhere California...

Perhaps, like a tattoo gone wrong, it might be modified to be a sea anemone couch? Or some sort of pastry thingie? Perhaps a cupcake, soufflé or a blancmange? Whatever it is, it ain't right.

Now I need a drink.

Sheesh.; 7:02 PM, January 25, 2008
Christina RN LMT said...: Well, at least there can be no excuses that he "can't find" the important part!; 8:57 PM, January 25, 2008
Anonymous said...: Gentlemen, please study the demonstration model carefully: your objective is that teeeny bit at the top there. Dammit.

I am so not signin' this.; 9:15 PM, January 25, 2008
Anonymous said...: "I wonder if it was a self portrait of the maker,its just asking for Pink P****y jokes!"

As opposed to road rash red?

"Gentlemen, please study the demonstration model carefully: your objective is that teeeny bit at the top there. Dammit."

I can assure you, most of us know where it's at...most just don't care. Great way to tell if they're sticking around or you're just something to do for a few weekends. As for the "but, my husband..." amongst you, I'm sure you aren't doing all you used to, either.

"Coming soon to a curbside somewhere California..."

That, by god, was funny. Well done.; 9:42 PM, January 25, 2008
Tam said...: "Well, at least there can be no excuses that he "can't find" the important part!"

*gigglesnort!*

I hurt my tummy laughing. :); 10:11 PM, January 25, 2008
Anonymous said...: "Now I need a drink."

Yeah, you and me both.

"I am so not signin' this."

Me neither. If I wasn't so disgusted that someone would do something like this, I'd have just totally let it pass.; 10:50 PM, January 25, 2008
perlhaqr said...: "stains".

*shudder*; 2:48 AM, January 26, 2008
Anonymous said...: Cannot... resist... joke...

Matching fur rug sold separately.; 3:55 AM, January 26, 2008
Anonymous said...: "Couch potato"
"Love seat"
"Devine Divan"
"Swooning Sofa"
The possibilities are endless.
Now, perhaps a woman could give this, anonymously, to her Ex, wth a card saying, "To the world's biggest pr*ck."; 9:02 AM, January 26, 2008
Anonymous said...: Bwahahaha. So utterly wrong. I love it(tickled my funny bone, as lawdog puts it).

Looks comfy, but I wouldn't want it in my living room.

I also second the thought that most guys do know where it is, but some just don't care... (I'm not one of those guys).

And I am signing this. ;); 12:01 PM, January 26, 2008
shooter said...: I hear Bill Clinton is looking for new furniture for his office.; 12:14 PM, January 26, 2008
Anonymous said...: I'll never understand knowing where and not caring. Do such boys realize just how much power they're giving up?

The truth is, most men, most people, are simply inept in bed.

oa: wanna bet? I'm not inept. And you'll never get the chance to find out.

Still not signing it.; 4:26 PM, January 26, 2008
Anonymous said...: "oa: wanna bet? I'm not inept. And you'll never get the chance to find out."

Why the hell would you possibly think I care?; 5:07 PM, January 26, 2008
Anonymous said...: not only can't I find the sides, there's no way I'm touching bottom.......; 6:21 PM, January 26, 2008
Unknown said...: Oh, and technically, that's a vulva couch.; 7:44 PM, January 26, 2008
B.S. philosopher said...: I wonder if that couch gets the "red river blues" one week every 28 days that keeps you from relaxing in it?

I'd bet it hides the remote control the week before too, just out of pure spite.; 9:21 PM, January 26, 2008
closed said...: So ... would it need a giant panty liner if you wanted to store it?; 1:15 AM, January 27, 2008
Christina RN LMT said...: You know what, Tam?

I really hesitated for a moment before clicking on "publish your comment". I wasn't sure I wanted to go there...now I'm glad I did!
:); 3:53 AM, January 27, 2008
Anonymous said...: It would have to have a trapeze mounted above it.
Other wise it would clash.; 8:32 AM, January 27, 2008
Matt G said...: Strangely, it was sateen when first made, and now it's leather...?!?

[This is why I hate the guy I see while shaving.]; 6:20 PM, January 27, 2008