Friday, October 04, 2013

That church is so me.


(Photo courtesy of friend staghounds.)
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Anonymous said...

Great, United Methodist Church. Gee, I wonder what that is like?

Now I can't play cards on Saturday night (but can have a beer) and I have to play softball on Sunday afternoon, clean the houses of the elderly and plant trees in a city park.

Can't we just go shooting instead?

Shootin' Buddy

1:43 PM, October 04, 2013
Steve said...

Drive by that sign every week, never thought of it that way. Do you preach the gospel of John Moses Browning at the So Tam(worth) Methodist Church? :-)

2:05 PM, October 04, 2013
Scott J said...

Figures Tam would be a Methodist. She couldn't bear to hide her drinking like we Baptists do. :-)

2:09 PM, October 04, 2013
Critter said...

Tam is not nearly dull enough to be Methodist. :)

2:18 PM, October 04, 2013
Anonymous said...

I never picked Tam as a Methodist. I thought she liked guns.

2:22 PM, October 04, 2013
Anonymous said...

Where do I sign up?

gfa

2:23 PM, October 04, 2013
Paul said...

Some methodist's like guns. I kind had Tam picked for one of the more traditional sects. Or at least Baptist since she hails from Georgia.

3:44 PM, October 04, 2013
Sigivald said...

On the way up to Seattle, the signs tell me "No Ft. Lewis", but plainly Fort Lewis is right there.

6:31 PM, October 04, 2013
Fuzzy Curmudgeon said...

"....aaaaaand...METHODISTS!"

8:54 PM, October 04, 2013
Old NFO said...

Dang it, Fuzzy beat me to it... :-)

10:08 PM, October 04, 2013
Ed Skinner said...

I reckon that might be "Southern" Tam, ya'll.

11:14 PM, October 04, 2013
Anonymous said...

@ Paul,

Honest question - please bear with me. I know a couple of Methodists with guns, but the mother church is quite anti-gun. How does one reconcile that?

Thanks for your indulgence,
Drifter

11:43 PM, October 04, 2013
Able said...

Oh please, it plainly says 'So' Tam.

It's merely one of the many Tam impersonator sects - a Calvanist off-shoot that espouses free gospel, free guns and favours snarky sermons (elders of the church are known as Wookies for some reason).

Over here it is a classification too:

stupid legislation = 'not so Tam'

Painful for the recipient, snarky, put-down = 'so Tam'

Simples!

11:46 PM, October 04, 2013
Anonymous said...

About that "No Ft Lewis" sign on I-5 - I've always wondered where the "Yes Ft Lewis" sign was.

Well it's moot now anyway since they renamed it JBLM.

2:36 AM, October 05, 2013
Leatherwing said...

Do they have a big orange tabby that lays around on the altar?

9:03 AM, October 05, 2013
Paul said...

@drifter

We've let the bleeding hearts run things for a time. They usually lose their focus as to what the church is really about.

I have a theory about education and common sense. One seems to nullify the other.

11:19 AM, October 05, 2013
mikee said...

Tam, come over to the popish knaves of the Roman Catholic Knights of Columbus!

Pancake breakfasts beyond your wildest dreams!

4:57 PM, October 05, 2013
Anonymous said...

I think they forgot a comma and a question mark.

"So Tam, United Methodist Church?"

Rich

5:42 PM, October 05, 2013
Anonymous said...

I hope you weren't planted in the middle of the roadwhen you took this.

I'd prefer to think of you as a uniter, not a divider.

Antibubba

8:09 PM, October 17, 2013

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