Litany Against Derp.

I must not derp.
Derp is the reputation-killer.
Derp is the little-death that brings total retardation.
I will face my derp.
I will permit it to pass over me and through me.
And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path.
Where the derp has gone there will be nothing.
Only clue will remain.

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