Tuesday, August 16, 2016

Waiting for FedEx...

Waiting on the FedEx dude for a signature delivery.

You just know that any random 30-minute block of time you pick for a grocery run will be the one the FedEx dude, so you decide to put off errands until after the delivery is made.

What's worse, though, is that you can't be certain that the sensor in the toilet seat that makes the phone ring isn't also linked to the FedEx truck somehow.