Overheard in the Office...

Presented without context...

RX: "Yeah, I almost wanted you to come along and ȴѳճԟ ͳ the guy, take his temperature..."

Me: "'LICK' the guy?!"

RX: "'LOOK AT' the guy! Are you deaf?"

Me: "Whew. I was wondering what that was supposed to accomplish. *slurp* 'He tastes kinda salty and...'" *mimes feeling someone's forehead* "'...he feels pretty warm.'"