Thursday, October 20, 2022

The Samurai Clown Menace

The clown menace is a real problem, especially when it's samurai clowns gone rogue.
The sword-wielding clown -- who also wore a white t-shirt, gray sweatpants and black socks during the robbery -- grabbed some cash out of the register then ran off into the woods, police said.
Much like the upsurge of piracy on the world's oceans, this is obviously the result of too few ninjas around to keep the samurai clown population in check.