Disappointed to learn that at no point in the ceremony does Chuck Trey skip a ceremonial checker across an official board and demand “King me!”
— Tamara K. (@TamSlick) May 6, 2023
Astonishing mechanical performance from the UK monarch: a few drops of oil at the start of their reign and they run smoothly for at least 70 years!
— RobertaEcks (@RobertaEcks) May 6, 2023
Just how long does it take them to stack one checker on top of another one over there anyway?
— Tamara K. (@TamSlick) May 6, 2023
They've been at it since before sunup and it's nearly elevenses.
