Tuesday, March 13, 2007

Politics: ...and you thought Foggy Bottom was full of weasels.

JERUSALEM (AP) -- Israel has recalled its ambassador to El Salvador after he was found bound, drunk and nude, a spokeswoman said Monday.

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Two weeks ago, El Salvador police found Raphael in the yard of his residence, tied up, gagged and drunk, Israeli media reported. He was wearing several sex toys at the time, the media said. After he was untied, Raphael told police he was the ambassador of Israel, the reports said.

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The embarrassing affair was one of several involving Israeli diplomats in recent years. In 2000, Israel's ambassador to France died of cardiac arrest in a Paris hotel under circumstances the Foreign Ministry refused to publicize. Media reports said he was with a woman who was not his wife at the time.

Last year, Israel replaced its ambassador to Australia, Naftali Tamir, after he said Israel and Australia are "like sisters" because both are located in Asia and their peoples don't have the Asian characteristics of "yellow skin and slanted eyes."

In 2005, Israel canceled the appointment of a diplomat to Australia after it was discovered that he published pictures of nude Brazilian women on the Internet while on a mission in Brazil.

Compared to the Israeli foreign service of late, the US State Department looks like a Jesuit university.

5 comments:

phlegmfatale said...

*giggle*

staghounds said...

I would think that the foreign ministry would have FAILED to recall him...

BobG said...

"Two weeks ago, El Salvador police found Raphael in the yard of his residence, tied up, gagged and drunk, Israeli media reported. He was wearing several sex toys at the time, the media said. After he was untied, Raphael told police he was the ambassador of Israel, the reports said."

As an ambassador, he was just trying to spread good will among the native population...

markm said...

And the one who dropped dead while cheating on his wife in Paris was just following the local custom. They should have picked a guy in better health...

triticale said...

Uh, I heard a story about a Jesuit priest here at Marquette University just last night...