Tuesday, September 02, 2008

He's going to need a doctor's note.

"Hey, boss, I'm not going to be able to make it into the office today, I'm really..."

"What is it this time? Kidnapped by aliens again?"

"No, mugged by a kangaroo."

"Dammit, Johnson, I'm sick of your lame excuses!"

"No, really!"


Anonymous said...

Guy calls in to work, tells the boss He won't be in. Boss demands an reason. Guy says he came down with a severe case of anal glaucoma. Boss says what's that? Guy says, Well, I just can't see my ass coming in today.

OrangeNeckInNY said...

Can I assume that, by seeing two blog entries since 8/31, that the second phone call about your grandpa didn't come and that he'll be sticking around a bit longer? I hope you give us some good news. I, for one, am hanging by the seat of my pants.

BobG said...

Another one of the many reasons why I don't jog.

Less said...

Killer Willard - Boxing Kangaroo.

Anonymous said...

He shoulda' had a gun. Doesn't everyone jog with a gun?

Well, a shambok then...