I wish I was smart enough to vote for Barry, but since I live out here in flyover country, it takes all my brainpower to remember which end of the spoon goes in my mouth.
Good morning, hillbilly mouth-breathers! How are we today? Did we put our shoes on the correct feet and wipe all the drool off our faces before heading outside to plant turnips and whup our kids? Good, good.Now go find a Democrat to help you read the rest of this post...
Way to win me over, y'all. Not.
(H/T To Unc: "Why won't you dumb, cousin-humping rednecks vote for Obama?")