(Scene: Ritzy grocery store interior, register on the end, new cashier, with a couple other cashiers chatting nearby.)
Cash Register (scanning beer): *BEEP!*
New Cashier: "I need to see your ID please, honey."
Me (eyes wide, lunging for pocket): "REALLY?!?"
OG Cashier: "No, she's been through my line before. She's fine."
Me: "Dammit, what'd you go and do that for? This was the highlight of my week!"
New Cashier: "You can still show it to me if you want to, I guess..."
Me: "Y'all saw that, though, right? She totally carded me for beer. OMG, wait 'til I get home and tell the whole internet about this; it's gonna be awesome! Thankyouthankyou!"