Tuesday, September 23, 2008

Y'know, they do this all out of order.

Look, kids, if you're feeling all emo and just can't hack it anymore, nip off someplace quiet and shoot yourself first. Don't drag all your classmates into your sicko little world.

4 comments:

og said...

I try to advocate that anyone contemplating suicide climb to the top of a very tall building and hurl themself off, preferably onto a wrot iron fence. That way they will make tall buildings illegal, and wrot iron fences. I'm afraid of tall buildings and wrot iron. {/sarcasm} (well, it makes as much sense as the hoplophobe's argument)

Srsly, if you're gonna off yourself, don't eat it, suck on an exhaust pipe or eat a bottle of darvocet.

T.Stahl said...

Politicians in Finland are already talking about making the gun laws stricter. :-(

Tam said...

They like to dance in the blood to a statist beat. :(

Carl H said...

Yo, nutjobs. Plenty of tasty poisons out there. Why not some fix yourself a nice amanita breakfast burrito, with home fries and 2 dozen 'ludes? You deserve liver failure today. Peace, out.