Among the crap on the desk at VFTP Command Central:
1) A loaded S&W 296Ti.
2) An AR-15 bolt.
3) An AR-15 gas block/gas tube assembly.
4) A stack of "Unorganized Militia Propaganda Corps" patches.
5) A Yankee Hill Machine catalog.
6) A receipt for a box of 9mm from Beech Grove Firearms.
7) A S&W factory screwdriver.
8) Business cards from Indianapolis Ordnance, Classic Arms And Archery, Crimson Trace, Frank W. James, Michael Z. Williamson, ParaUSA, International Cartridge Corporation, and Ohio Ordnance Works.
You wouldn't need to be CSI: Miami to figure out what I do with my free time...
I should straighten up my damn workspace.