I'm sitting in front of the computer. The televisor is on, tuned to the Doritos Sheetmetal Bowl on ESPN12, with the Walla Walla Cosmetology School Meerkats playing the Internet Correspondence Paralegal Academy Tree Sloths. I have overheard the score, but paid no mind to who was winning. Gunsmith Bob enters the room...
Me: "Game's on. The score is ten to three."
Bob: "Who's winning?"
Me: "The team with ten."
Bob: *withering stare*
Me: "What? You think I'm lying?"