Me: "Look at that."
Gunsmith Bob: "What's that?"
Me: "Special Custom Shop version of the 75th Anniversary High Power. It's $10,500."
GB: "$10,500?!? Are they high? What makes it worth $10,500?"
Me: "Well, it's a limited edition, and... uh... it has an engraving of John Moses Browning on top of the slide."
GB: "I don't care if it's got a lock of his hair under the grip!"
(H/T to Kahr40.)