Some of today's headlines at Pravda.com are real headscratchers. Here are a couple of the best:
Bound bodies found in Afghanistan
"Bodies found in Afghanistan"? Isn't that kind of like "Corn found in Nebraska" or "Eminem fans found in suburban high school parking lot"?
Iran resumes nuclear weapon work, U.S. report expected to say
Okay, c'mon, raise your hand if you really believe they stopped. Pull the other one, Mahmoud; it's got bells on it.