- Death from parachute failure: Don't jump out of airplanes.
- Death by bungee-jumping accident: Don't jump off of bridges.
- Drowning: Avoid large bodies of water; take showers instead of baths.
- Cutting your femoral wide open with a chainsaw: Don't use chainsaws.
- Getting eaten by Orcinus orca: Stay away from the big fish tank.
Speaking of O. orca, I had no idea that there were both "nomad" and "villager" killer whale cultures, as it were, and the two do not seem to intermingle.