Thursday, February 18, 2010

The purpose of the Internet.

Thanks to Atom Smasher, I have discovered the reason Al Gore invented the intarw3bz: Because if he hadn't, we never would have seen the adventures of Axe Cop.

No pretentious hipster can do Dada like a five-year-old kid. 

I think the intertubes better start warming up its acceptance speech for the Nobel Prize.

15 comments:

jesperskibbey said...

Axe Cop Rocks!

Kristopher said...

"We should put these heads on a stick and put bombs in them."

I think Marco should try this ...

Matt G said...

I feel the same kind of nausea that I get from reading Proust in a moving automobile.

Tam said...

It keeps getting better, Matt. And by "better", I mean "just absolutely surreal".

Noah D said...

The bottom left panel in the answer to question #8 is so full of win...

Blast Hardcheese said...

I had to stop after Dinosaur/Avacado Soldier got the unicorn horn. Otherwise, I was going to hurt myself. It's best in small doses, like single-malt scotch.

Anonymous said...

"What about my tryout?"

"We don't need you now that we have a giant robot suit."

That's harsh.

Nathan said...

Axe Cop rulez teh interwebs.

Atom Smasher said...

"We feed him bad guys"

Robert Langham said...

(Head in hands.) I thought I was styling today when I found Epic Beard Man but now I'm one-upped by a snowbound blonde uber-armed hobo-tech.

Rabbit said...

Ok, who else thinks Mas Ayoob has a case for likeness royalties?

Heh.

http://smartflix.com/vidcaps/lvidcap_4462.jpg

http://www.personaldefensesolutions.net/Merchant2/graphics/00000001/MA-LFIHandSafety.jpg

Rabbit.

monkeyfan said...

This kid writes all kinds of whoop-ass over that Avatar guy.

WV: nomeds
No Shit...

Anonymous said...

Oh Jesus, my lungs hurt... I just read the bit where Socks-For-Arms Bad Santa buys a chainsaw. This, to me, is at least five times funnier than any other web-comic out there. (Which actually wouldn't be saying much, if it weren't for Doctor McNinja.)

I can only say, genuinely, thanks for sharing!

LCD

Anonymous said...

Holey Jeebus!

I can't believe Tam mentioned "Axe Cop"!

I thought I would never stop crying from laughing so hard when I read the first few episodes.

I should spread the word around my Department to send this kid some Department patches, with a note telling him "We wish we had a partner like Axe Cop!"

-W

Anonymous said...

Axe Cop Trailer!
Here!
Woot!