Books. Bikes. Boomsticks.
Self-Checkout aisles are like wheelchair ramps for introverts.
"Touchdown Jesus" Statue Struck By Lightning, Burns To Waterline.
Don't forget to visit the Jeebus site. Funny stuff there.
I completely lost it at the roller-coaster photo.
I don't care if it rains or freezeslong as I got a flaming JesusSitting in a pond in my frontyardJesus' daddy he sent lightningall the folks thought it was frighteningSeems salvation might be kinda hard.
That's not Touchdown Jesus, that's Big Butter Jesus!
Touchdown, big butter, whatever. it's a bunch of angle iron now.
We know God has a sense of humor because raindrops are shaped like water balloons ... /got nuthin'
Oh god, the Darth Jeebus one!
It's now Terminator Jesus!
Maybe ALLAH was smiting down a craven image?
This, not beer, is proof that God loves me and wants me to be happy.(I don't really like beer.)
Don't jack with Thor.
Og,"I don't care if it rains or freezeslong as I got a flaming JesusSitting in a pond in my frontyard"Damn you to hell, I've been singing this off and on all day and then laughing maniacally, often at socially inappropriate times, like in the checkout line at Kroger or while talking to my neighbor...
Is it possible to have socially inappropriate anything @ Kroger? Just sayin'@og- That was funny enough to warrant replacement of my standard computer keyboard with a NEMA 4X rated one to prevent future damage!
Come for the one about the rollercoaster, stay for the one at the gym.Jim
"Damn you to hell,"Too late.Happy to have been of service. besides, I owe you for "Brochure horsepower" which I've been giggling about ever since.
And on the third day Jesus rose from the grave.... oh wait ... no he is still a crispy critter
I live not far from that statue. I always wanted to build a giant life preserver around it. (sigh) Oh, well....
"Next time, make me look younger!"
Laugh now, but wait until they unveil the 200 foot tall Manger scene at Christmas!
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