Books. Bikes. Boomsticks.
Self-Checkout aisles are like wheelchair ramps for introverts.
How about the fact that Greta van Sustern asked Sarah Palin if she had had breast implants?Should we now ask if Hussein has been circumsized? And should we ask if it was done at age 13 like a good Muslim?Word Verification: Malish- of or pertaining to a predisposition to evil thoughts or actions, "I woke up feeling malish today."
Sure, she has implants. Every chance she can. With hot sauce. ...Oh, no, wait. I mean crawfish. Whaddevvah.
Admittedly, that one photo of her at the Belmont Stakes did kind of, um, accentuate the positive, if you know what I mean. Alas for the idjits out there--led by the Huffers Post, whaddaya know?--other photos from the same day make it clear that it was just a really flattering camera angle.WV: marco. Polo!
I think the rain might be my fault. I bought new sunglasses. Sorry.
Dammit, I kept the top up on the convertible and left the weed whacker in the garage, and you go and buy new sunglasses?!?;) :D
Implants? i thought she said eggplants :P
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