I confess that I'm not entirely sure who Lindsey Lohan is. I am going to assume from the picture of her standing in front of the MTV Awards backdrop that she is shallow, vain, self-obsessed, and has all the fine sense of public decorum of a civet cat on methamphetamine; in other words, a celebrity of some sort.
I also assume that, since it is announced that she is on probation for an alcohol-related offense of some sort, she has at some point committed a gaffe that the LAPD could not in good conscience ignore, like driving a Ferrari through a shop window, throwing up on a fashion reporter's Manolos, or pulling Britney's extensions out in a drunken catfight.
I will note that, for her sin(s), she is apparently not only tagged like a migrating harp seal, but that said tag contains a miniature HAL 9000 unit that monitors her perspiration for evidence of alcohol, and finks on her if it detects a trace, like a digital Gladys Kravitz with 911 on permanent speed dial.
I like technology as much as the next kid, but may I say that the implications of stuff like that creep me right the hell out?