Tuesday, July 06, 2010

Suddenly election results start to make a whole lot more sense.

This man is allowed to drive, walk around in public without a minder, and vote:



Die, hippie.

My only hope is that there's some annoying jeezo-nazi in his area and their votes cancel each other out.

(Found here, via email.)

45 comments:

Anonymous said...

My first thought was that I too might go double complete rainbow if say, I lost my wife and daughter. Or double complete rooftop rifleman - haven't decided.

Liberty Girl said...

"What does this meannnn??"

Well, hippie, either A) you've ingested wayyyy too many consciousness-altering drugs in the past 14 minutes/your life, or B) sunlight is spreading out into its spectrum of colors and diverted to the eye of the observer by water droplets.

Either way, please fall down that hill in front of you, kthxbai.

Robb Allen said...

Jeebus... I see those daily here in Florida.

Vaarok said...

Christ, it's just glorified lens-flare.

Though I did take a good photo of one once:

http://smg.photobucket.com/albums/v709/Vaarok/yakbow2.jpg

Anonymous said...

Oh WOW man! F**king far out, man!

Tam, I think you just transported me back to 1972. Only, I don't think the sh*t they were smoking back then was as good as the stuff this guy has.

On second thought, where can I get some of the stuff this guy is smoking?

Now, where is my tie-dyed shirt?

Bruiser

John Peddie (Toronto) said...

Aurora Borealis would make him positively orgasmic too, til he realized he'd forgotten to dress for colder weather and froze to death.

Catatonic hippies preserved in permafrost last forever.

Some future anthropologist would wonder what kind of folk our era had spawned.

So do I.

Anonymous said...

The fact that Google ads picked up on me watching the video and now it keeps prompting me to "join with Russ Feingold" in his election this year. (For those unaware, Feingold is a professor-turned- Senator who, although principled, is hippie-principled enough to think guns are icky and babies who survive an abortion should be killed anyway.)

Watching that video has tainted my Google ads cookies. Now I'll have to watch all sorts of gun and pietist vids to cleanse my Google cred.

BobG said...

"Dave?"
"Dave ain't here."

Anonymous said...

If he saw a sun dog he might just become speachless.

Agree with John, Northern Lights and he would have a brain bleed.

Gerry

Shrimp said...

Oh, to have a double barrel shotgun and a camera handy, and I could some fun making a mockery of this dazed and confused idjit.

"Woah, that's a shotgun. All the way, that's a double shotgun. Woah! What does it mean?"

"It means get the hell off my lawn, hippie."

Jake (formerly Riposte3) said...

Okay, if I saw that double full rainbow, I would probably have an "oh, cool!" moment myself. I might even take a few pictures. This guy, on the other hand, sounds like he's about to launch a full load of baby-makers into the front of his underoos.

Those must be some really good drugs. Also, I agree - the Northern Lights would send him into a full on orgasmic seizure until his head exploded.

Still, I suppose there are worse ways to go.

Anonymous said...

Pffft, I've heard the female equivalent during the display of a Smith & Wesson or AFV collection.

I thought Wookies were all about ending the War on Drugs.

Isn't this just a Libertarian celebrating the end of the war?

Shootin' Buddy

Laughingdog said...

"Christ, it's just glorified lens-flare."

Uh, no. If it was lens flare, then you'd never be able to see one of those without a camera of some kind. The double rainbow is produced by this thing called physics.

Hell, you can produce one with a freaking garden hose. People just don't notice the second one usually because it's not as bright as the primary rainbow.

Sebastian said...

I think that dude needs to be more careful about the kind of mushrooms he eats.

TJP said...

Going with Robb here. During partly-cloudy, rainy weather, rainbows are a common occurrence, especially when you know which angle is best. Their effect can be magnified with a polarizing filter. Video poster is looking at a lens artifact.

I don't think this guy is your typical hippy; I think he just doesn't get out much. This is exactly why it's so hard to do nature photography: people who go stomping through the woods smelling like high-fructose corn syrup and fabric softener, and using their across-the-street-in-Manhattan outdoor voices that scare away wildlife for miles around.

Matt G said...

I made it to 1:45 out of 3:29, before I had to shut it down. When he started crying, I just wanted to bark at him, "Yeah, it's pretty cool. I'll bet some folks in this quiet mountain setting would like you to shut the hell up, too."

SpeakerTweaker said...

By the first minute-mark, I turned the volume down for fear that my co-workers would accuse me of watching pr0n at my desk. Srsly. Sounds like dude's getting polished.

Of course, him being a hippy, the crying at the end only makes the idea that much more plausible.

Assuming that isn't the case, is it wrong that I want to punch him?



tweaker

Starik Igolkin said...

I was waiting for the camera to pan down and show the girlfriend (or boyfriend) being the actual cause of the moans ...

fast richard said...

Acid? 'Shrooms? Something else?

monkeyfan said...

Can you imagine if he was forced to watch Instapundit blend a puppy?

Billy Beck said...

Unquestionably: there is some sort of hallucinogenics involved with this.

Ask me how I know.

Now, of course, I was the kind of guy who would go blowing down the New York State Thruway after a gig in an overloaded sixteen-foot truck with two feet of fresh powder laying in the roadway, throwing a thirty-foot rooster-tail of snow at eighty-five miles an hour with my Ray-Bans on at 3:30am. I burned a whole different groove, you see. But I saw enough of this sort of thing around Ithaca to give me the flaps in the middle of the night.

Know what? I watch that, and I dream of 40,000 years ago: some squared-away aborigine or other walking past that scene and wondering, "What the hell is wrong that that guy?" What I'm getting at is the connection to reality, whether or not the aborigine understood light refraction.

"What does this meeeannn?"

I'll tell you what it means: it means that the 1960's were a completely goddamned disaster. This is the sort of thing that could embarrass someone -- like me -- who was a dedicated and very, very good acid user.

(headshakes)

D.W. Drang said...

THE STUPID, IT BURNS!!!

WV: thoom. The sound his head makes when you hit it with a Louisville Slugger.

Anonymous said...

Never go full retard.

Jeff said...

I was woefully misled by the word BEAR in the title...

How disappointing.

I did see a neat double rainbow over Mono lake a the week before last when I was up in that area, it was very cool.

Joe in PNG said...

Where's the hippy eating bears when you need them?

LabRat said...

Doesn't even need to have been a lens effect; up in the mountains during that weird time in spring when rain and bright sun at the same time are common is a good way to see full double rainbows, the panoramic sky version.

Keads said...

Oh crap, someone autotuned this mess!

http://arewelumberjacks.blogspot.com/2010/07/double-rainbow-omg.html

Stretch said...

Oh man! That dude's stash is wicked strong. You could get totally stoned just sniffing his piss. His sweat stained undies are bringing $10 each down in The Haight.

Matt G said...

That's nasty, Stretch.

Ambulance Driver said...

And if you squint your eyes really hard, over on the left, partially obscured by the trees, is the upturned, Skittle-farting unicorn ass from whence the rainbow emanated.

It's there. You just have to believe.

DirtCrashr said...

What a maroon. He needs to get out of his tent and stop huffing his ass vapor. We see those in Hawaii all the time, and sometimes there's more.
I'm sure it's common in the Midwest too, what with twister-clouds and all.

Cargosquid said...

Which end do you go to to find the pot of gold? Or does this mean that there are 4 pots? I bet there's some sort of pot involved, somewhere...

word verification: bluomm

Kinda appropriate...

skidmark said...

Dear $diety, wait till he finds his bellybutton.

I now have another weapon to use in the never-ending war with the cognitively challenged.

stay safe.

Anonymous said...

...jizzed a pantload of skittles in his manpris...

Anonymous said...

Dope? I'd pass the fuck out or shoot myself in the head before any chemical could cause this.

But as others have said, I think the vid is just an illustration as this boy gets the lay of the land, as it were. I'm telling myself this is true because it is the only acceptable excuse for this whole production. Three minutes of delirium in the throes of ecstasy? Hell, yeah, that'd bring me to tears, too.

AT

Sarah said...

In self defense, my brain turned to Charlie the Unicorn. It isn't making all the pain go away, but it helps.

Shuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuun-uh!

mcthag said...

My wife heard this from the other room and asked if I was watching porn.

reflectoscope said...

I saw a double rainbow once. I took a picture, thought to myself "hey, there is something you don't see every day," and got the hell on with my life.

Then again I have a productive job which contributes to society, most likely this dude doesn't.

Jim

Anonymous said...

I'm starting to think that the hippies that I was grew up with were just the garden variety. They never seemed bad, really.

That guy is in a special class.

Ross said...

I am in awe of anyone who actually watched the vid to it's end. I shut it down after 26 seconds of his blathering.

I gather I didn't miss anything by that...

Tam said...

Just his magic moment, followed by some tears.

Steve Haynes said...

Where IS that dang bear (Yosemite Bear Mountain) when you need one?

Anthony said...

Someone auto-tuned our hippie and made a song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MX0D4oZwCsA

"What does this mean?"

B Smith said...

I saw concentric rainbows too. very pretty, neon-bright (nicer than the one in the vid...)
Took some pics. Told some friends. Failed to have an orgasm over it, though.

WV: tranzo- Nope. Not goin' there.

Fred said...

Point of humor, apparently enough people that watch my video of me shooting with the BattleComp have watched this video as well that it was the first suggested video after I watched mine...

Just shows you how much sway Tam has on the intertubes.