Monday, August 09, 2010

"Bother!" said Pooh, as he stopped a 305gr solid.

Brian J. Noggle has a beautiful trophy from what must have been a truly unique safari.

I find myself wanting one like it in the worst possible way...

12 comments:

Hypnagogue said...

Bring enough gun. You have to be able to penetrate at least 4 inches of polyester batting in order to make a humane kill.

(What? I'm trying to be consistent.)

Bruce H. said...

Here's what he did with the rest of the bear.

http://greensboring.com/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=847

Tony said...

Best. Post title. EVER!

staghounds said...

What a perfect place to post my favorite movie scene about shooting trophies. Our hero has just "lost the girl", and is visiting the aunt who raised him to announce his plans for safari...

og said...

I have been thinking about organizing safaris where one hunts plush toys. All the better if they are life sized and deftly animated by congresscritters. What rifle for Barney?

staghounds said...

Isn't Barney Extinct?

If not, then it takes a big purple meteor...

Anonymous said...

"Isn't Barney Extinct?"
- Not extinct enough

"If not, then it takes a big purple meteor..."

- there are more subtle means

Spectre said...

WRONG. In every way.

Anonymous said...

I wonder if Build-A-Bear Workshop has a head-only option? My daughter worked there one Christmas season. I'll ask her.

ZerCool said...

Mr. Noggle asks "How much would you pay...?"

Cabelas says, "About thirty bucks."

Sigivald said...

Like this?

Beaumont said...

For Barney, the correct medicine is "a kick, and a punch, and a bullet to the head". Rifles are fine but not strictly necessary, as Barney succumbs quite nicely to pistol bullets.

wv: "bashi". HA!