Wednesday, August 11, 2010

Flying mechanical critter attacks cars.

Little is known about the strange flying mechanical parasite that swoops down on small crossover-utes and compact cars, inserts its ovipositor, and implants a larva which gradually swells and takes over the controls of the vehicle, commanding it to wander the streets of America aimlessly for a while and then drive to a parking lot in California. There, the larva swells into a mechanical excrescence on the roof before molting and becoming the next generation of flying chrome android predator.


(H/T to Unc.)

4 comments:

DirtCrashr said...

Woot!!

Bubblehead Les. said...

Hey Google, what's the matter, Government Motors and/or Crisisler Automotive not good enough for you? You know how many Union Workers at the State-Owned Automotive factories you have deprived of Double Overtime, not to mention their Unions Thugs share of the Loot by buying Foreign-Made Cars? This has gone on far too long! I demand a full set of Congressional Hearings about this! Where's Pelosi, Reid, Frank and Dodd? Do you know how much valuable Propaganda time that's being wasted on Msnbc because there's no Senate hearing going on? Call 'em back, Barry, call 'em Back!

Anonymous said...

Dude - it's Google.

They wouldn't even have considered anything that wasn't from one of the big three socialist car companies (those being Volvo, SAAB, and Subaru). And they're not really bright enough to understand that GM and Chrysler just joined the fascism club in a big way.

Tam said...

Besides, those Subarus are built right here in Indiana.