Remember in 2008 how one measure of what a hip, modern dude Barry was was that they were going to have to take his Crackberry away?
Well, apparently that's old news now, because the Blackberry is officially so two years ago, dude. You know: "Last week called. They want their phone back." Hello? No apps? How can you have a phone without apps? I mean is that, like, your mom's phone?