This is not the best of all possible worlds, because in the best of all possible worlds, I could call in airstrikes and arty on stuff that annoys me.
"Redleg, Redleg, this is VFTP Six. Adjust fire. Target, bad driver in the open..."
I would only use my powers for Good. Such as calling in DPICM on those giant twenty-foot inflatable snowmen in people's yards.