10. Libya's totally on a different continent. Duh!
9. George Bush was dumb.
8. Halliburton is a much eviller company than Agip, and doesn't have as cool a logo, either.
7. Because cool countries like Spain and Italy are doing it too!
6. Errrm... uh....
5. Kha... Qa... Gadhafi supposedly had a nuclear program once, but dropped it for some reason. He might have started it back up!
3. Kha... Qa... Gadhafi was oppressing his citizens and killing them. On TV!
2. We totally have an exit strategy this time. Mission Accomplished!
1. He may be a bumbling warmonger, but he's our bumbling warmonger.
Wednesday, April 06, 2011
Just because, that's why!
In case you were wondering, CNN had an article patiently explaining "Why Libya 2011 Is Not Iraq 2003." Here, à la Letterman, are the Top Ten Reasons that Libya is not Iraq: