RX: "I love Saturdays! Let's go to the range today!"
Me: "It's not Saturday."
RX: "No, but it is April 1st!"
Me: "Are you looking for my April Fool's joke?"
RX: "No, did you do one?"
Me: "'Cause you'll find it in the box next to my non-existent Halloween costumes and the ridiculous little green plastic bowler you don't see me wearing on St. Patrick's Day."