Me: "No, I don't want to pay by eCheck. Yes, I want to pay with my card..."
RX: "Oddly enough, the state does take credit cards."
Me: "They'd be a little hypocritical if they didn't."
The government should be the last organization to insist on hard currency as payment instead of IOUs and the-check's-in-the-mail:
"I learned it from watching you, dad!"