Thursday, June 30, 2011

News from the Cradle & Grave of Liberty:

Dead body in a public pool in Boston... for three days. "Marco! ... Hey, I said 'Marco'...!" Ick.

Meanwhile, hooligans using minibikes have caused Boston to overreact and crack down on the scourge of <50cc scooters. I hope the Boston city fathers never notice that hooligans also use oxygen.

10 comments:

Anonymous said...

Light one lantern if the Britsh come by scooters, two iif they come by sea.

Gerry

Joel said...

Wait'll you see the penalty for not paying the oxy tax.

Didn't RTFA, but I'm gonna go ahead and guess what upsets the beloved city fathers about the scooters is their lack of license fees?

Weer'd Beard said...

No, gang members shot a kid, so they banned scooters.

It makes perfect sense if you're suffering from a severe head injury.

BobG said...

Makes me wonder what the hell the lifeguards were doing. And when they closed up at nights, did no one notice a floater after everyone was out of the pool?

Bubblehead Les. said...

It's all Jay's Fault. Hey, if one can Blame the Political Opposition, i.e. Bush for all the foul ups that the current Gooberment is doing on a National Level, then it can be done on a Local Level, also. But since there is no Political Opposition in the VolksRepublik of Mass, Jay will just have to be the Substitute Conservative.

Jay G said...

Damn straight. I hate those f**king scooters...

Bram said...

Stupid Mumbles Menino - he's going after the wrong target.

Obviously if he outlawed playgrounds, no more kids would get shot aon playgrounds - regardless of how the shooter moves about town.

Stuart the Viking said...

first they came for the scooters,
but I did not speak because I am not a lowlife gang member...

s

Weer'd Beard said...

BobG, I'm starting to think she was murdered and dumped there, and the "She Musta drown" is the story her family cooked up.

Check my blog for details.

Matt G said...

Hm, yes.
Put another scoop of Basic H in, and inform Felipe that we'll be shocking the pool, this weekend, eh what?