Me: "...and they had all kinds of targets downrange, like appliances and old cars and even a school bus!"
Shootin' Buddy: "Did you shoot the cannon?"
Me: "No, I didn't get around to that."
Shootin' Buddy: "You need to shoot the cannon. Do it for Fourth Grade Tamara. Fourth Grade Tamara would have crawled on two broken legs to shoot a cannon at a school bus."