Me: "I think I'm going to order this 'charcuterie plate'. I'm not sure what a charcuterie is, but it says something about sausage and cheese, so... Hang on, let me check my magic internets phone..."I even ate the whole slab of pâté. I had no idea that smooshed goose entrails could be so yummy.
D: *consults her portable magic elf box* "It says here that 'charcuterie' means smoked meats... like sausage..."
Me: "Okay, I am so there."