Friday, July 01, 2011

Overheard in the Kitchen:

RX: "...and the other thing most people don't know about Al Roker is that he killed a man..."

Me: "...just to watch him die."

RX: "I think David Letterman started that."

Me: "What, killing people just to watch them die?"

RX: "No, just dropping in the middle of a conversation that...."

Me: "Hang on, this is going on the internet."


og said...

I once killed a bottle of tequila just to watch it die.

And then I broke out in handcuffs, and got a free ride in a squadcar, and met my new best friend Bubba.

Weer'd Beard said...

That was a fun night Og! But I go by "Weer'd" these days. "Bubba" just sounds so gauche!

og said...

Weerd: Do you still have the tat that says "Mom" with your navel as the O, or did you get that changed into a snake like you planned?

Say hi to the gimp for me.

Old Grouch said...

Did they ever get the Corvair down off that flagpole?

og said...

Grouch: They planted an oak, the oak grew up and lifted the corvair off the pole, and they chopped the oak down. It's been a long time.

Anonymous said...

I really don't have anything to add, but the wv is hitions, Sentience grows!